TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
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Anna and Elsa taking a ride on their bike for the first time in forever
(bad pun alert)
This is a huge bat compilation in case you’re having a rough day. I hope this cheers y’all up.
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
YOU MUSTN’T TELL THE MAN OF IRON!
YES! Bird shaming! I need to make one regarding Piko searching for my cellphone to further tear my otterbox to hell.
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
WAIT BUT EUGENE IN THE BACKGROUND
You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- haven’t exercised
- eaten too much yesterday
- eaten too much today
- don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
- have gained weight
- aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
- feel like you don’t deserve it
Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
Watch till the end. Trust me.
Someone give this man an award.
He literally just slayed their assholes open wow
Watch how uncomfortable the people in the background get when the speech turns around. They were probably agreeing with everything he had said up until then.
Give this man a gold medal to go along with those cast-iron balls.